American calling 911

(Translation by an unknown author)

“You called 911, what’s your problem?”

“123 Main Street”

“OK, what’s going on there?”

"I would like to order a pizza" (well, another phone joke)

“Mom, you called 911.”

“Yes I know. Can I order a big pizza? Half pepperoni and half with cheese, mushrooms and pepper.

“Mmmmm... I’m sorry, you know exactly what you called 911?”

“Yes, how long will it take?”

“Okay, Mom, are you okay there? Is there a threat to your health?”

"Yes, it is" (a moment of awareness, admit, before that moment you thought, "what a stupid woman")

“And you can’t talk about it because someone else is with you in the room?”

“Yes, it is right. So how long will it take?”

"The nearest patrol is about a mile from your location. “Is there a gun in the house?”

“No”

“Can you stay with me on the line?”

“No is. I am waiting for you, thank you.”

The dispatcher broke this address through the database and detected repeated cases of arrests for domestic violence. When the officer arrived at the scene, he immediately saw the woman in a bad condition and her drunk boyfriend. Boyfriend was arrested for beating, and the controller remembered that call forever.

Author is unknown.