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 03.07.2015
Paint your hair in purple, I said, and go to a rock concert. And the ears of the coastline for diamonds, I said, diamonds are a retreat, my child said then and broke the tunnels by one and a half centimeters. Now, two years later, we have a little black dress and a matte red dress. The hair has long been cut and repainted back to its natural color. Also bought a fake Dior in the shape of a bag. And somehow ask for this image modest nails. And diamonds, if you think, are not so backward.You have to sew tunnels. The child swallowed a plastic bag. 10,000 for one ear. To break through these tunnels cost 400 rubles. But I said.
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