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 05.07.2015
About cats and dogs.
Interesting creatures. And your mood is understood immediately (or even in advance) and they do almost anything you want, especially if you learn. But where did they get such a crack on their favourite masters? No scientist can explain this phenomenon.
The cat loved my father. My father came from work, in the late 1990s, always at different times (17, 18, 19, 17, 20, 22 and so on). Time is cloudy, mobile phones are not available to everyone, he worked in a construction firm, there is a job - it works, no work - go home. According to the Soviet custom. When there were no mobile phones, no one ever, practically, called and (as now) that, such as Val (Zina, Nina, Petya, Vasya...) I am free, I go home and so on. But my mom always knew when my dad had to be home. Only she was true, and we, respectively, knew it for a minute, at least, five minutes before his arrival. The cat began to break onto the balcony and confidently looked towards the metro station. I remember, my father came at different times, it all depended on work. From the metro station to the apartment walk five minutes, well seven. The station is visible from the balcony. Even when the balcony was not yet glazed, and the street was already winter, and the balcony cat was not released, this beast was sitting in the hallway, in front of the entrance door and showed with all its beauty - meet PAPU, the stitch will come, in five or seven minutes!!! How did he know this? The cat predictor never deceived, and we never stopped being surprised.
Time has passed. The cat has not been there for a long time; (I live with my wife "in a private house". There are dogs and cats in the house. For a long time I could not understand where my wife knows that in 5-10 minutes I have to get home by car (no matter how many hours are now - at least 11 or 16, or 22). My working hours are not normalized. I don’t call or warn you that I’m coming. She just knows I’ll be home today. Then she told me that the animals somehow start to behave strangely, just so, in an empty place. They run out on the street, scratching. In general, the behavior is not adequate. Okay, someone was knocking on a cane or, say, I called, and the animals heard my voice and realized I was coming in (agreed, nonsense), and here is just an empty place. Well, in 10 or 15 minutes you are coming. Here, he says, I began to call you and remind you that you need to buy on the road, where to go in our village, well, etc.
At first I did not believe. I thought he was tracking through his mobile phone, but, virtually, immediately rejected this version. No matter why, but this is not an option. And after a few months, I saw the animals, 15 minutes before my wife came back, start cuddling, though I didn’t even know she would come now, not in the evening. I met at the gate with champagne (there was an occasion), and on the question, as I guessed, I replied that I should say thank you to the four-legged predictors.
It was not very long ago.
But!!! to
The four-legged predictors have never been wrong!
How is it?
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1507/o150704.html#4
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