My girlfriend seems to be in the mortal combat IRL and which has been beating a single reception for a week - NEDAVALITY :(
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I read and remembered the joke:
The husband demands from his wife a kindness, and she does not agree. Her husband is:
So why not?
The cat...
What fucking cat?
I can’t... He’s watching.
The husband throws the cat out of the room and goes back. The Wife:
The hammer.
He’s still behind the refrigerator!
I want him to watch.