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 06.07.2015
Examples of obsessive marketing:

XX: Hello to you! We are not acquainted!) My name is X. Do you know where to celebrate your birthday?
Hi :) I think I’ll smell on my birthday. Work full, deadline on the nose.
XX: I have a good offer!) Next Saturday we will open a new Tuscany Veranda on the roof at Pushkin!! There will be a great program of many performances and surprises!)) Let us celebrate I will make you a birthday table cheaper))
Wow, thank you very much! I won’t go to Moscow :)
A day later
XX: I have a good offer!) Next Saturday we will open a new Tuscany Veranda on the roof at Pushkin!! There will be a great program of many performances and surprises!)) Let us celebrate I will make you a birthday table cheaper))
UU: XX, I write in Russian: I will not go to Moscow))
XX: Hello to you!!) Will you be at the opening today? :)
Chukcha is not a reader, Chukcha is a writer? and :(
Source: http://bash.im
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