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 13.07.2015
Sliva_rzn: The mother-in-law is burning. I went with my husband on holiday for two weeks, she was asked to look after the apartment and the cat. She left on the table a detailed written description of ten points, how and what to do. Cat food to take in the closet in the corridor on the middle shelf, a flower on the table in the room to water from under the crane, fried pork in a container with a blue lid to take from the refrigerator and all in this spirit. And most importantly "When cleaning cat feces, do not wash the filler in the toilet. It does not dissolve in water, use garbage bags. Well, here we go back, in the kitchen smells of pepper. If the cat hadn’t met us in the hallway, I would have thought it was dead. In short, the mother-in-law used garbage bags to clean up the cat’s trash. Here they are, all in two weeks - lying in the kitchen hose... A cha, threw it out.
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