The Stranger – Stranger

The further, the more it seems to me that the Russian language is created to express absolutely surreal pictures. At least sometimes I hear such phrases that when I try to visualize what is said, I realize that my brains are ready to boil and explode.
Here and today, I am standing at the stop, next to two guys counting a little for the passage. One accumulated the necessary amount, passed on to another, but slightly missed and the money dissipated. And then followed the phrase that served as the reason for writing this post:

You are where you pull your hobbit, the untouched hobbit. If the curves are grabbed, do not shake the horns!"

Comrade artists, please paint me this. It makes a wonderful picture :)