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 16.07.2015
In the industrial center of our city, the marketers built a new shopping center, which consumed almost 40% of the former parking lot of the nearby enterprises. Employees of the industry, of course, were offended and began to park in the parking lot of the TC. The TC was outraged by such greed and placed a shlagbaum with cards for 3 hours of free parking. Workers dismantled 9 meters of the border that protected the factory parking from the parking lot and began to pass there. The merchants restored the border and struck the steel pipes nearby. The workers replaced the stone borders with painted moulded patterns and, having cut the pipes, made them discarded - outwardly, you will not stick. Three weeks later, the barrages cut through the chip and built a fence with a rabbit grid. Engineers from neighboring enterprises hacked the radio control of the shlagbaum from the direction of the station and trucks and went there. The captors placed a guard post at the shlagbaum... While we think...

You just need your man in the bucket and the problem is solved.
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