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 17.07.2015
One day I visited a student friend. She rented an apartment with another girl. Koda came to her, this girl was already about to go somewhere to leave us alone, and everyone ran around the apartment, collecting some school prints in a folder. I sat down in the chair and quietly watched all this myth. They already started running together, looking for something and at the same time fighting with each other. I suddenly felt that I was uncomfortable sitting - a pack of cigarettes, deep in the pocket of the pants, got into my leg with a sharp angle. I got up, got this package and, without looking at it, rolled onto the table next to the chair and sat back. Suddenly the momentum of the girls stopped, they somehow strangely looked at me and this girlfriend gives my girlfriend a folder with papers, with the words: "OK, tomorrow we copy" and somehow sharply dressed and leaves. I confusedly look at my own, which has also frozen, and I look at the pack of cigarettes that I threw on the table - and it turns out - it's a pack of Gandons! That is, I sat down, waited, then stood up, resolutely rolled a pack of Gandons on the table and sat back, the hint was just unambiguous)))
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