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 19.07.2015
>>>How did I get his socks washed like mushrooms all over the bedroom, with a basket for dirty clothes? Girls, do not let your husbands break up from the first minute of marriage. One day, he sits on his neck and descends from her only after the divorce, no matter what kindred he was before the wedding.

I am 39, I live alone, I cook, I wash, I wash, my own, but when I come to visit my mother, she is 65 and seem to want to help, but why did you take this footstep take another not here I put myself wash now I will give a clean half of the house not looking for another mother not to wear this other don't wear this shoe you in them to go back go down to the store of the Lord as you go out to the street such unhealthy I will give you money to buy this, this and this is not on my ears there is money
And on the third day of the guesthood, I want to hide in the closet by the old child’s habit.
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