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 19.07.2015
Yesterday I went to the bank, my wife with me on the way - for a manicure. We went to the bank together. I stand in a line at the box office, the beloved speaks on the phone, then puts the phone and says:
No, it is too expensive. of 800 hryvnia. I have to look for another place.
I am such:
Well look for. And in general... God, buy you already normal scissors, I will do everything that is difficult for you.
I see that my wife looks at me somewhat crisp and surprised. Well, who knew that she did not go to the manicure salon, but to the veterinarian called, learned about castration for Shorti.
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