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 24.07.2015
Progress has been made, but no progress has been made.

I talk to a friend (yyy), a friend who works at one of the major universities of our city (millionaire) at the department of computer support of the educational process.
YYY: I bought my own watch, value it. sending pictures *
XXX is norm. And I have my own for now, if I take, then only a smartwatch.
A smartwatch? CHO for the company?
Review of Sony Smartwatch 3*
YYY: Do not fuck yourself! That progress has come.
XXX: He’s been here a long time ago.
yyy: Four-core processor ARM A7 with a frequency of 1.2 GHz. We have computers at work in many departments are not so powerful)
xxx: As your advertisement says, the leading Russian research institute...
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