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 25.07.2015
A girlfriend, wishing that the daughter would match the intellectual potential of the parents, enrolled the baby in the chess section. A couple of months later, Svetlana, herself playing good chess, decided to play with her daughter - to check her training in the section. The game went intense, tense and even beautiful. And here, to the surprise and joy of her mother, there was an extremely dangerous situation for her on the chess board. The level and height of emotional tension have reached their peak. The daughter raised her radiant eyes on her mother and said, “Well, Mommy, give up! You are a pirate! When the mother attempted to find out where the daughter had such chess knowledge, she replied, without being confused: "And the uncle-teacher said that when such a situation arises on the board, it is necessary to say "mat".
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