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 26.07.2015
From elena_daos:

I recently carried a younger cat for vaccination. He, the infection, with some kind of 6th sense hears when they get the transfer and immediately begins to encrypt. Well, we and son of the choir stuck him in the carrier, he immediately began to vote. As I carried him to the vetes, he walked all the way. They pulled it out like nuts from a bag. After the injection, submerged in the transfer as in his hometown: type, go home soon!

Two days later, my husband and I sit in the kitchen and eat dinner. I hear the younger voice like the victim. I resort to the room (when the older man fights - he has other intonations, when he dreams of love - too) and I see: a cat is sitting, crawling in the TV, and there they show some road event, filmed by a low camera, that is, at the level of "roadside". Well, what he usually sees from the transfer.
And he was grumbling.

So my punka showed a natural horror movie on television.
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