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 27.07.2015
Tell them what they expect to write on dating sites and other resources instead of the standard "Hi, how do you do?"? What do you need to write to indicate that you are ready to communicate?! to
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"Hello, how do things?" the phrase is normal (if there are no errors). However, some girls want to get a lot of vicious compliments. Such can be easily identified by the number and content of the photo (chicken butt mushrooms, etc.).) is
If you’ve answered your "Hello", don’t ask "Can you get acquainted?". You will already get to know. You put yourself in the brake. If in the questionnaires the name of both is indicated, it is not worth writing "Hello, I am xxx, but what is your name?"
carefully look at the photos, ask where it was she rested, or on what occasion such a chic bouquet was presented, or did she grow such a beautiful bloom herself. It turns out that you are interested not only in the girl itself, but also in her world.
Do not call for a meeting and do not try to find out the phone in the first messages. may decide that on the first date you will pull into bed and generally maniac some.
Advice: your photo with a cat or dog is a reason to write to you. Start dating, not roaring the crown.
All of Love!
Let’s all hope we finally find a half.
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