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 28.07.2015
My cat drinks water only from the roof (I previously baked goats in it), and first scratches imaginary leaves in it with his feet, and then lacks water.
YYY: Is the small tar not our method?
XXX: Against the small container she protested: she wet her legs in the toilet or licked the dishwasher in the bathroom. Or extracted water from a three-liter bowl for irrigation of plants.
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