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 30.07.2015
About photoshop and vanity in social networks. Someone told her that she had a man’s face.
The face is really rough, but it's half trouble, the shape can be adjusted with hair and makeup. So she started cutting him off the sides. Toist instead of square and wide makes narrow, stretched. With each selfie, it gets more and more stretched and thin. She is already like a collie dog, you know, with a long cheek and sad eyes. The mouth almost does not fit on the new face, the nose, and so not small, occupies the area now exactly half.
How can she politely hint that she will soon cross the anatomical reliability line for the species of homo sapiens and turn into a Homo sapiens?
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