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 04.08.2015
XXX: Cracked fucking code in CSS!!! to
YYY: Are you suffering?
XXX: Not that word!
XXX: Imagine you are making a cake.
X: All the weekends I’ve been fighting. A cake like that.
xxx: cream, socks, zeppelin roses
Xxx: Marmelades there all kinds
XXX: And then you are asked to put a small cherry blade on top.
XXX: And here you put the cherry.
xxx: A cake turns into a monstrous size hairy MPH with spider legs
XXX: And with the rabbit's ears
xxx: You're such that I'm going to take you here along the way with this man's cherry cheese.
You clean the cherry so carefully.
And the shit did not change, only the left ear fell away.
The last comet in git was three days ago...
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