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 07.08.2015
My sixth birth occurred on January 19, this year, at 4:30 a.m., just after the church holiday, we were all tired.
I have to say that I have not slept all night before. After giving birth, I couldn’t sleep until eight o’clock, I was awakened at ten o’clock. Once I woke up, I went to the toilet. And then, on the threshold, there is a nursing nurse with a pistol, and this pistol, silently without words, blows straight into my forehead! The dream disappeared immediately, the whole life dimmed in front of my eyes, the thoughts ran away: where did I so blame that it was time for me to spend? Shock: when the first shock passed, it turned out that in the maternity house purchased some infrared thermometers, which measure the temperature, when directed to the forehead!
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