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 08.08.2015
The story is not funny, but socially informative.
It is known that in our country observe the PDT say so BRAZDO LESS than 100%...
I go on track. Quite often I am overtaken with violation of the speed mode (110-150 km / h with permitted 90 and unpunished 109 km / h). At the same time, the road has many closed, and therefore very dangerous turns... But this does not stop anyone...
and here. There is a long procession in the village. And as you know from superstitions - to go ahead of the dead is harmful to karma. The cars were built into a column for several hundred meters. And no one, I emphasize, no one of his... car, did not go to the outskirts, neither by the side, nor by the encounter.
100% respect for superstition!! to
Thus e. The arguments, restrictions and prohibitions of the Rules of Traffic on people almost do not work, and the arguments of SUBVERY are irresistible.
Instead of the Road Traffic Rules (PDR), I propose to distribute and implement the SDD (Sovereign Traffic Rules).
For example:
If you walk on the red, the light will glow you.
If you walk by the side, the member will not stand.
- exceed the speed mode - the camera will spoil you and you will get sick, etc.
You can announce a competition for creative people for articles in these SDDs, then publish a multi-million-dollar edition and distribute, starting with auto schools.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1508/o150807.html#7
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