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 09.08.2015
How to remove mold from the car salon.First reference:
MICHEL
In a dark dark night, you have to drive into a deaf, deaf forest, then you can see how the mold blooms. after tearing a four-leaf flower of mold, jump through a 14 meter carpet, jump through 3 fires, pour diesel fuel in eight tractors, put a flower there, sleep with yeast, drive over after five days of abstinence, drink and forget a long sleep and do not ask strange questions about where the mold came from.
Because she can’t get from nowhere. The car is always raw. It flows. It does not dry. Fuck all the slides.

Dry, disassemble and not make mosquitoes.

PS was scared.
SPs for Positive.
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