It’s been a long time, but I can’t help.)
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Biochemists from the Netherlands have synthesized the most durable artificial human skin from existing analogues. According to the scientists, their new invention does not even fire bullets.

The first comment:
Well, all, Armageddon, humanity will die from appendicitis.
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Well what you are actually, no one will die from appendicitis, just the profession of any surgeon will have a prefix "proctologist"
Surgeon / proctologist, neurosurgeon / proctologist, cardiosurgeon / proctologist, etc.