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 12.08.2015
The year at 20 rested with a fellow student in Sochi, a local type massager came to us on the beach: you, girls, urgently need a massage, you (taking your hands) and here the muscles are reduced, and this is what you need.

We studied medicine. And popularly (locally matte, otherwise he understood badly) explained to the comrade that there is no muscle in the human body, which begins in the area of the stasis of the thigh and ends in the middle of the right buttock.

A couple of days pass, this footage once again walks on the beach, slapping the unmarried holidaymakers and offering their services. He strikes upon us, knows (the friend is fire-red, it is difficult not to remember) and with a loud "And these will leave unrested, intelligent too!".
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