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 13.08.2015
Here are the rings.
And let’s take the Indian example of women will paint a spot on their foreheads when married? Expand the system. If divorced, repaint it in a strap. If you get married a second time, another point. If you’re married, but don’t mind walking :) If it doesn’t matter, but the husband can get a mouth - :(
And next to it is a set of icons: not reaching 18 years - #, waiting for a potential puppy of expensive gifts - $, in the case of pregnancy and divorce will wage alimony -%, has a sloping-aggressive character - @, considers himself coolest of all - *, other dangers -!

If it’s serious: it’s a man’s job to wear a ring or not. It is not a suitcase from which the mark is torn and the owner is unknown. He may, in the presence of his wife, stumble, which is criminally unpunishable. Maybe in the absence of the wife does not want romance at all or with this lady in particular. You may not be married, but you may be friends. Most men can express this by voice or gestures if necessary. Those who can’t, the sanitary is attached to them, and he will expose for them.
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