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 14.08.2015
The IT department joked about accounting.
I am a buch of s/p, management and TMC. Recently there was an inventory. When I went and checked whether the compops and notes were properly attached to the employees, the people reacted calmly, but the company's rules are such that we had to attach also mice and even calculators. Then everyone began to roar. Like, in fact, me too.
And today the phpshnik brings me a type of wireless mouse, in a package, new. I said, cleaned up in the boxes, found, fixed on the sisadmin, bla bla bla... I watched — a mouse like a mouse. I say OK, he is leaving. The second comes, stands in the door and shakes like a cat under the bathroom.
It was a chocolate mouse. and souvenir. I was in a state of hysteria.
I need to find a monopoly at home today, I will give them, ah =)
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