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 14.08.2015
I read beautiful things on the internet.
Teacher about students.

Seminar on the history of Russian culture. The second-year student reports about the “choice of faith” and the acceptance of Christianity. He reports boring, boring, the audience barely listens.
I try to distract him:
Why did Prince Vladimir reject Islam?
Oh, there are so many prohibitions in Islam: wine is not allowed, pork. And then the circumcision...
But in addition to prohibitions, there are permits, in particular, pluralism. Prince Vladimir was indifferent to women, he would have had four wives, harem...
The young man turns to me and with sincere astonishment in his eyes asks:
Why Vladimir Harem after circumcision?
I wonder how he imagined it?
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