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 15.08.2015
At work, performing a very monotonous activity - gathering information about organizations (telephone, email, hyo-yo) - stumbled on one curious site.
They sell sex coatings, - tiles, carpets, laminate and so on. A website like a website, nothing noticeable. And here in front of your eyes is a promotional offer - "All who made an order at night from 00:00 to 06:00 - a discount of 10%!".
I throw up the situation - in the courtyard at two o'clock at night, and I call and give - "baby, I got bored with something, hang me a parquet of squares for twenty, I will cook the tea while ".
I joked, I laughed myself.
A little later I realized that if I wanted to change the sex, I would be calling THERE and THERE at night.
High quality advertising.
It’s like the tablets on the columns with just one word and a phone number:"Have you noticed? 8-910-XX-XX-XX"
Source: http://bash.im
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