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 15.08.2015
The moral of this fairy tale is this - if you grow tomatoes and sell them to wholesale market merchants, but you came to a fool, demanding three tomatoes for breakfast, so that you bring them to his home, cut a salad there, fed a spoon, and then made a massage worker - it is not boring to explain that you are a gardener, not a massage worker. Just say it’s worth 700 euros!
When the grandmother went on a second attack, I asked her for fifty rubles to end it all together. She immediately retreated, looking at me with respect" (C)
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