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 28.10.2008
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I even have a father like that... let go, comes, says, daughter, I have a gift for you. I said – what? (Everything is in anticipation) Here is! speaks a puppy, getting the installation disk and self-trainer on linux - we will put a shake! Emma, I almost killed him.
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I already have hards like any other lady – a scarf and a ring.
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I only have 3...
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I have two of them, two of the little one, and five in my closet. I give them instead of flowers. I will soon be on the wall.
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Do you live in heaven? O_O
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