The St. Petersburg tragedy with elements of crime and action in three parts, is presented by newspaper headlines.

part one.
"On the head of Chizik-Pyžik was put a condom".
"Unknown people stumbled over the chizik-pychik, stopping him from ‘breathing’".

Part of 2.
"Conservative from Chizik-Pyzhik in St. Petersburg will be removed by the city authorities".
"St. Petersburg officials promise to release Chizhik-Pyzhik from the condom".
Chizik-Pyzhik has been suffocating in a condom for 4 days - no one can remove the condom from a little bird.

part three.
"Rescue of the Monument of Chizik-Pyzik from a condom".
"There was a brave man who was not afraid to remove the condom from Chizik-Pyzik".
"Petersburger removed a condom from Chižik-Pyžik, risking his life".
The resident of St. Petersburg independently “saved” Chizhik-Pyzhik from a condom".

What heroic did you do this Monday?