The Rabbi of Mukachev died and stood before God.
Where are you born? God asked him.
“In Austria-Hungary,” replied Rabbi.
Where did you go to Heather School?
In the Czechoslovakia.
Where did you marry?
In the Hungary.
Where was your firstborn born?
In the Third Reich.
Where were your grandchildren born?
In the USSR.
Where did you die?
In the Ukraine.
“My dear Rabbi,” said God, “you have had to travel a lot in your life.
“No, God,” replied the rabbi. I have not left my hometown all my life.