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 20.08.2015
Give me your phone number!
- Young man, write 0695671230.
Hm... Soon...
Write, write and don’t be ashamed. Call me tonight at exactly six. We meet at seven for dinner. I don’t like eating later. There will be no sex today. and early. Take the money. I love the crabs. No need for flowers. and Savings.
I have sex tomorrow. I love from above. Is six months enough? I cannot pull with children. And you too. The boy. Then the girl. I am scattering. You will whisper. You go to the neighbor. I will pick your apartment.
This is stupid.
It is better to spend two minutes than twenty years.
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