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 20.08.2015
At minus 20 two girls stop and ask from Golyanovo to VDNH to take for 50 rubles, sad kids, why not get rid of them, sit down and say, sits alone, sits down and repents with the other, immediately pulls her legs to the oven and asks thinly:
Are you not a maniac?
Yes a maniac.
Kaak cries and, having opened the door, does not go out on the go, but falls into the swamp, I have not had time to blink, and continues to blink. Her girlfriend runs:
What happened?
There is a maniac!! to
What did you take?
He himself said!
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