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 28.10.2008
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I read the questionnaires of participants "Miss Krasnodar-208". How stupid they are!
"I don’t like: Lying"
Favorite Actress: Charlize Stern"
"My standard of beauty is NO".
Or here’s my most important achievement in life: we are raising another child in our family. Medal to her. And the matyugalnik - so that you can scream louder about it.
The main disappointment in life: the death of a hamster. No, people, I love animals too, and after my beloved cat is dead, I will not bring other animals. But... the death of a hammer... It sounds... Funny)
And that’s terrible: "My worst habit: pressing acne".
And here’s another..."My most important achievement in life: income on the budget". I hope not red.
"My main dream: to make a collection, blow up the world’s podium". Let him at least warn you on which show you should not come, or the baby is still naffig.
Thank you, we wore
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