What about Indaykin and Yachkin?
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In the presence of my dean. Students came to work. I scream a call. I recalled all and shouted the last name (and I see that one student remained unrecalled, i.e. It should be it.)
I am an egg.
and silence.
I am (a little louder) an egg!
Silence and hiccups.
I (already loudly, and about myself) - Yaichenko!! to
She (modestly so) – maybe Yashchenko?

Yes, the lists were written then (in 1995) by hand, young people do not understand...