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 23.08.2015
CAGüentó: Ah, my friend told me in full shame that I once met the most beautiful girl, and they seemed to have a romance turned, and love-carrot. And the girl was sufficiently assured, rarely ate at home, mostly snacking in cafes after work. And here, one summer day, they went to a friend to the country, in order to help my grandfather with the car, and my friend was tired on the beds and under the Zaporozhye, and the lady asked, "Listen, burn me a couple of eggs, right?" I want to eat, I can’t.
In short, the girl says okay, takes a bowl, spills oil there and puts two eggs. In the shell. Includes a plate.
Max then long guessed whether the virgin really did not understand the concept of the ovary, or it was a subtle irony.
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