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 28.08.2015
In Belarus, trains stand at stations, mostly, for 2 minutes, respectively, if you did not calculate with the location of the car, you will be carried as a shuttle.
We drive our grandmother from Gomel to Brest. For one grandmother, there are six. Things are terrible: everyone has something to bear. My brother has a little Lisa in his arms.
Of course, it all happened through j@pu))))
In the approached composition, the grandmother’s car was trailered, i.e. at the opposite end. They crushed the whole crowd, running (of course, it was possible to jump in the first one already caught, but crushed to theirs while the train was standing).
And here is the apogee: a few seconds, the grandmother is thrown into the tampon, all the things, the train is touched...
Scream on the whole perron: and where did Lisa get loaded?!!!! to
Poor child, in a hurry, went there without a choice, by inertia)))
Now everyone is very funny to remember, and Lisa is almost forty years old, but then the grandmother had to tear the stop-kran.
And the phrase "a Lisa where they were dumped" lives in our family for more than thirty years))))
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