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 29.08.2015
At work I wanted to sleep very much, I could hardly wait for the lunch break. He pulled out of the closet and carefully covered the chairs, he began to close the door. Here on my bed came a partner with begging screams: “Please, please, let me go to bed!” Well, what to do, give in to the lady. He pulled out the carpet "pen" and bored on the floor. Here, at this time, the pen is sharply pulled and the door is opened (I forgot to close because of the bed-seat division), the boss looks and, seeing this picture, frustrated explains: "Such animals scream, I thought you were fucking, I wanted to pop, the door to shake, and then it is like."
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