Here is the funniest spam:

You have no one to drink with? Do you miss it? Do you need a drink with your guest?
I will come and drink with you for 3000 rubles (for a day) + your drinks.
I will come to any area of Moscow and Moscow suburb.
We can swallow all day.
I will support any company, fun, adequate, know enough in good fun.
My name is Sergey, I am 37 years old, I live in Moscow on Shkelkovskaya.
Call by phone: 8 916 284 59 37

Good luck in your difficult business! and :)