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 02.09.2015
Anuta
Am I not such?

Evgeny
not eaten
Only in the morning when you wake up next to you

Evgeny
You still spit and lie with your mouth open.

Anuta
Because I am so beautiful.

Evgeny
Yes yes!

these puffy sponges and dropping saliva from them)

And a naked puppy coming out of the blanket.

And this is a wonderful morning unclear whispering when you say to you “Rise up,” something melodic and light like “Wham bue mm няяа.”

But more often you just sneeze and don’t even think of getting up, and then you ask you "you hear" and you’re so cute.

It is horror :)
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