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 03.09.2015
Announcement on the site: I will rent a two-room apartment in Ostryakov in the city of Moscow.Apartment on the 2nd floor with furniture and equipment (except for washing),Apartment is clean, cozy.Payment 17000 rubles +com.payments.For a long period. Of the amenities - the toilet in the courtyard, cockroaches in the kitchen, the evil neighbor from below, loves to water the ceiling from the boiler and demand money for a drink. Don’t get into his divorce. Two floors above live addicts, guys cheerful, I would even say - soulful, laughing all the time, if you say that they have flooded you - they can let you fuck, but they can also give to the mouth. Beware of the neighbor's aunt Zina from 36 apartments, if she will claim the debt, you don't know me, and where I moved is not known.

That’s all, just call and write :)

P.S If you decide to call, please let me know that the author has to use someone else's mailbox for personal purposes and the actual owner of the mailbox sends him a greeting. Good luck in the search!
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