This is just September 1st, and the friki is already in full arms.

I have not remembered such a concentration of customer delusion for a long time.

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What about the XXXX account?
Everything is ready, you can take it.
So what, seriously? (with a sincere surprise in the voice)
Yes of course. In your account it is stated, “The goods are available.”
And right here everything is ready? (with a clear suspicion)
Again I say, “Everything is ready, you can take it.”
I’ll call you back in a week, I’ll clarify.

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I need a D6xD10.
Yes, please have it available.
Write down the address to which the banner will be sent.
In the sense? We work on prepayment - we issue you an invoice, you pay it and after that we are ready to send you the cargo by the transport company.
She... It won’t go that way. I know you! All the time you want. You send me first, I will deliver them, and if the installation works, then may be I will pay you for them.

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"You sent me a bill, but there is a 8mm angle in the first position, and we need a 10. Correct your mistake and rewrite your account.
There is no mistake, it is a 10mm angle.
I think it is 8.
What did you take? This catalog number clearly identifies a specific position. This is a corner for a profile of 40x40 with a 10 mm waist.
and no. It is 8 mm. I moved.
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I picked up the ambulance and moved into the catalog. You also took the catalog on the site and measured the line on the monitor. It is 8 mm.
Eeee... (pause for roasting and retention of rust). Do you have this catalog open now?
and yes.
There’s a “+” sign for scale, you see? Press and measure again.
Yes yes yes. Oh! And now 10!
Well, I told you!
Okay, then I’m waiting for a reworked account with a new corner.
I sent it to you this morning.
and no. That account was before I pressed the plush. The corner has changed too. Repeat it.

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And the final:
Can you send us the goods after payment?
- On your order the goods are available, without 100% prepayment we do not ship the goods.
Well, understand, we really need to get it this week. We will not have this amount until Friday, and from Monday our company will be closed.

This is just the beginning of autumn.