The Russian news:

Vladimir Vladimirovich got up early in the morning, cooked the domestic meat well, gave birth to his dog and went to work in the Kremlin. Leaving the entrance, he saved the falling veteran and calmed the crying woman, filling her heart with faith in a bright tomorrow. While he went to work, he managed to save pensions, Armenia, Syria, the world, journalists from the tiger and tiger.

He walked along the shore, saw a whale in the Moscow river, took from him the analysis of feces, in which he found ancient amphores, plummeted to the bottom of the river to check whether there is marine peace, peace and stability. Everything is OK. While he reached the Kremlin, he saved Syria from invasion a couple of times, and already planted a tree on Red Square.