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 05.09.2015
"Do we build a barge, sir?
Why not, fucking take it!
But why should we use it, sir?
- And let's come up with something, in our difficult times bargain is not too much!

The Apple Office...
“Sir, through clever manipulations and intrigues, I have led the head of Google to build an entire fleet of barge! And he agreed! They will soon be destroyed!
The Truth? Agree to? Barry, you say... Well, we’ll take it and build a driveline! Directed by AHA!
But... sir...
to be silent! We will build an entire fleet! And as long as these robots swim on the water, we will sail in the sky!

In a short time. The Microsoft Office.
“Sir, through clever manipulation and intrigue, I have led the heads of Google and Apple to...
– Oh, I’m old for all this... Barji, Drifts? What a nonsense?! to
It’s nice to work for a wise man, sir.
...and while these cockroaches bite here on a planet polluted by all sorts of underoperations, we will build a space shuttle and fly to conquer other galaxies, where as once, a distant ten years ago, we will have no competitors! So it is!" (c) Oceanik
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