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 10.09.2015
I put a new alarm on my phone.
(L): Before noon and afternoon – how is it?
(I): - Until noon a.m, after noon r.m
(L): I repeat the question, before noon and after noon – how?
I look at him as if I explained everything correctly.
A woman, not stupid. What time is noon?
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