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 12.09.2015
Zzz: Did I have to beat women? To my shame, I admit, there was once a wife, a future. The thing was: I sleep and I dream of running away from someone. Whether it was a vampire or a zombie, I don’t remember. And here he catches me, pulls his back with his hand over his chest to stop and squeezes his teeth into my ear. In response, I had the strength to lick him in the mouth to get rid of him. I lay on my left shoulder and woke up.
When I wake up, I find my girlfriend crying on the side. The case is as it was. She decided to get close to me in the middle of the night. I laid my head on my shoulder, hugged me stronger, kissed in my ear... I had a long time to explain why the answer to these tenderness was a solid splash. Not very convincing.
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