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 14.09.2015
About the Cat:

I think if cats had booked their seats in hotels, they would have cried out - girl, why am I settled in a fur cottage, I paid for a box under a rubik cube! Say, but you can order a room in the corner behind the TV, where all the dusty wires are gathered together. Understand, I have my first wedding night, I want to surprise my girlfriend, a very important pack, dead flies, and a fantasy from a kidney surprise. In the morning, be sure to serve a straw for the toilet, from which everything drops. Tell me, can’t you replace this newly pronounced shirt with a dirty shirt after training and a place in the middle of the MCAD? Are all the places on the shoes already occupied? In a potato cage? Or at least in pots with earth and stones? In the middle of a place? Is there? How well! Will they be spotted on me? very well. Are they going to be in the capsicum? Oh my God, I’ve gone astray.

So Yash swallowed them all.
He was lying in his bowl with a filler. For what was wildly washed with strawberries soap and sponge.
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