Chat after a programming day

xxx: Fuck, guys, how to repair a dog, it seems to have broken, it has been walking 2 hours and sneezing every couple of minutes and it seems that I broke it, I smooked it before that.
Is the dog cuddled?
Zzzz: Did you smooth her in the nose?
XXX: No, we don’t have a cocktail. No, not in the nose, in the office, on the head and back.
zzz: Okay, let’s skip the fact that you have a dog walking around the office... And you’re sure you don’t have a coke?
YYY: no more
Zzz: Or maybe it’s broken from your bark?
xxx: Oh, the option, maybe it's really a cowboy, well, or the cox was and the dogs are not any...