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 30.10.2008
http://www.proza.ru/diary.html?date=2008-01-09&author=taisiy



Lesson of History



At the Engels factory in Manchester, workers worked in harsh conditions.

13 hours a day. The money they earned was hard enough.

of food. The workers of Engels were punished for every occasion and constantly.

The poor prices have already been reduced. Acquired by Unfortunate

Engels contained Marx, who never

He did not work, and called for the capitalists to be taken away from their factories.



The leaders of the world proletariat did not work in any factories. During the

Marx did not rise to the barricades, but wrote to the communists.

Letters from my London apartment.



The only case that Vladimir Ulyanov conducted in court was a case of

The peasant horses flooded his land. The Peasants

Paying a fine. Lenin’s mother leased the land of the Houthor.

The money was sent to Lenin abroad, where he wrote that it was necessary to take land.

With the landlords.



Large Russian industrial Savva Morozov held on his funds

Party of Bolsheviks. When they came to power, they took everything from his heirs.

The property and the inheritors were killed.



Leo Tolstoy never visited any of the Tolstoy communes.

He treated the bullies with great suspicion.



Levi Strauss never wore jeans, believing that a solid man

Working pants are not in the face.



The creator of the cognac empire Shustov was an old man, therefore,

I did not take alcohol into my mouth.



Pushkin has been fucking married women all his life. When he was suggested to

The possibility of betraying his wife, he called the offender to a duel and died.



The founder of Zionism Herzl stayed in Palestine for a week, no more

I endured.



The journalist Boris Schustef – a fierce defender of Zionism – lives in America

Not going to Israel.



The founder of Christianity was never in the church. He visited the Jewish

The Temple.
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