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 20.09.2015
The third birth began 2 weeks earlier, and I didn't have time to buy a baby hat on the discharge. At the end of October, the snow fell, such a warm hat is needed. She asked her husband to buy a hat for the newborn. He brings a package on the outlet, on top is a dark blue (almost black) hat with a compass on the forehead. Size - for a three-year-old child. The nurses and so try it, and edak, no problem, the head just drowns in it, the ears are open. But the girls turned out to be experienced: in the hat they pushed a diaper wrapped with a coma, the ears of the hat wrapped with another diaper under the beard. My son’s head has become huge. The child’s envelope was wrapped in, closed from above. Only do not open the baby on the discount, so take a photo, they advised. But Dad did not listen, he opens the envelope, and there lies something with a huge head, in a black hat with a compass. There is no scene: shock.
"Where did you find such a hat, in an army store?"
"No is said. I asked for the smallest size on the market. I was given it." Apparently the seller had no children. His two children were not saved either. To this day, we are still laughing at this miracle in a hat with a compass. :D
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